How to Avoid 9th Grade Girl Drama

Avoiding 9th Grade Girl Drama:

Basically, there is one simple solution for avoiding 9th grade girl drama. Have no friends. This way you don’t have to worry about maintaining relationships and making people mad. People say that there is safety in numbers, but obviously not. If you want to avoid gossip, just have no friends! This way there will be no one to tell it to you. #lonewolf

Tip number one

The first tip is to not get into relationships. First of all, they are pointless because you can’t drive and you can’t go anywhere. The only thing you would be doing is screwing up your friendships. (Yet, if you take to being a lone wolf you can ignore this entire tip and die alone with fifty cats.) #alone

tip number two

Don’t spread rumors! Don’t try to ruin someone else’s life if you don’t have your own put together. Obviously if you’re reading this you have some serious problems. Just be honest with yourself and others. Honesty is the best policy and will help you in the long run. #getyourselftogether

tip number three

Don’t be a drama queen. If you are always looking for drama you are going to end up alone, but not by choice. Simply people don’t like being around a drama queen. Here is the definition of a drama queen according to google:”dra·ma queen noun informal a person who habitually responds to situations in a melodramatic way.” #DRAMAQUEEN

tip number four

Never wear the same shirt as another person. People do not like when people have the same clothing choices as them. Your choice in clothing is what makes you unique! The only exception to this would be if you’re twinning with your friends, but otherwise it’s a big no no. #twinningiswinning?

tip number five

Ummm jr. high called. They want their drama back. Like for real, come on you’re technically in high school now. Leave the sevies to it and enjoy your last few years before becoming even more stressed out in college, unless you decide to become a hobo. That’s a cool passion too. #grow-up

tip number six

Well, lots of girls like to hangout with guys because there’s less drama. But save it! Why not just hangout with yourself? That way there’s no drama and you can just chill in your pajamas. #treatyoself

tip number seven

Obviously, just don’t argue with someone whose opinion doesn’t matter. Like please, let me cancel my subscription to your issues, or let’s just dance fight it out. #unsubscribe

tip number eight

Don’t be so needy. It’s so much better to just lurk in the shadows and stalk people. For example, why try to embarrass yourself talking to someone when you can just sit there and stare at them?! #stalking

tip number nine

Stay away from social media. Obviously that crap is just for all of the likes and followers you can get, and people seeking attention. (Unless you go back to tip number eight, therefore stalk away girlfriend! Or boyfriend!) #socialbutterfly

What if your friend is the drama queen?

Sorry sweetie, but you just gotta drop them ASAP. If you don’t act fast they’ll just continue to fill you up with poison until someone better comes along. You can try to stay by their side, but the only way to stop them is to either leave them or try to change them for the better.

How do you stop your friend from being a drama queen?

First, you should never be judgmental of others. Don’t judge a book by its cover! Also you should maybe do some meditation. This way you and your friend can be centered and help each other through your problems.

Quoting others experiences:

“Get a good group that has none, or go gay.”-Kade Kent Neerings

“Drama is stupid.”-Jen  Mackenzie-Kay Olpin

“Just stay away from it.”-Madison Taylor Evans

“Avoid girls at all costs. Amen!”-Spencer William Pehrson

“9th grade girl drama is for boys.” -Meg Patricia Poll

“Really in the end drama just equals: Dumb Rejects Asking for More Attention.” -Hailey M. Bouy

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The BEST Potato Grater

The Best Potato Graters

Introduction to Potato Graters:

Although there are many potato graters in the world, only one can be the best. Of course, the best would all depend on what kind of grater you’d like.

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Hand Held Potato Graters

If you prefer to hand grate your potatoes then some great options would be a classic safety grater. These graters only require minimum cleaning, while getting the job done. And following this, you will feel the full confidence of grating these fine vegetables all by yourself!

Mechanical Potato Graters

Now, if you’re lazy like me you’ll prefer to use a mechanical potato grater. Not just any mechanical potato grater, you want one that will get the job done quickly, smoothly, and require very little cleaning efforts. For this you’ll want the Nemco 55200AN-8 Vegetable Slicer. Although this may be costly, it is very recommended by restaurants and will require you minimal effort, along with very easy use. As for cleaning, mechanical potato graters require many pieces and parts that will need cleaning. So I apologize if taking this machine’s parts off requires much effort.

History

Now that you know the best hand held and mechanical potato graters, if you have the time here is some of its history. Wikipedia shares, that the cheese grater was invented by a Francois Boullier in the 1540’s. (I know a cheese grater, lame right?) But in France, Boullier invented this grater to grate harder cheeses, but little did he know that this could grate not only cheese, but potatoes as well!

Why Grate Instead of Cut?

Well you could say that grating is pretty grate if you know what I mean (;. As my cuisine lovers would know, when you grate a food it allows it to cook in a different manner. Wikipedia also shared, “This allows the grated material to melt or cook in a different manner than the shreds of mostly uniform thickness produced by the grating blade of a food processor.” An example of this could be potato pancakes, which melt more easily when grated instead of processed.

Do Graters Work For Every Potato?

Yes and no. Mechanical potato graters can be used to grate most anything, but hand held potato graters won’t work on every potato. Why is that you ask? Some graters just aren’t strong enough to cut through the hardness of some potatoes. Yes people, there is more than one kind of potato, up next you’ll get yourself a potatofication (potato education).

Basic Types of Potatoes:

There are very many potatoes in this world. To start there are Idaho and Russet potatoes. Reader’s Digest Editors gave us a great description of these potatoes, “Larger in size and thicker skinned than new potatoes, russets have a “flaky” texture thanks to their high starch and low moisture content. This quality allows them to easily absorb milk and melted butter, making them the perfect potato for baking, mashing, and making gnocchi.” Next there is the Yukon Gold potatoes, where these same editors shared their description as being, “Famous for their yellow hue and rich flavor, Yukon golds are in many ways the best of both worlds. Starchier than new potatoes, they make tasty mashes and, unlike Idahos, they’re great for boiling, steaming, and adding to soups.”

Finger Looking Potatoes

Then there are the fingerlings, they got their name from what they sound like(looking like fingers). “Recognizable by their thin, finger-like shape, fingerlings are basically an elongated variety of new potatoes. Fingerlings’ waxy texture makes them ideal for roasting, puréeing, or using in salads with or without the skin.”, Reader’s Digest Editors shared this as well. Then last, but not least of the few potatoes I am sharing there is the Purple Puruvian/ Blue potatoes. Reader’s Digest Editors happened to have a description of these potatoes as well stating, “Like Yukon golds, these purple or blue-fleshed spuds have a medium starch content, making them equally delicious mashed, roasted, or in salads. This variety tends to be slightly less rich in flavor than some of the others, but their unusual color lends dishes an exotic appeal.”

(Thank you and a big shout-out to Reader’s Digest Editors! Read their article: “Potatoes 101: A Guide to the Most Common Varieties” for more information.)
Potato Quotes:

Just to make your mood even GRATEr here are two potato quotes for you! (That rhymed!) “Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate.” and don’t forget, “Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.” Both quotes are from unknown sources. Thanks for reading!