how to have a successful youtube career

I am suspension beam, youtuber. I have made a lot of videos so far and I have been having the same problem: how to get more subscribers and get my videos in the front page. The best thing to do is if you have any friends, to have them subscribe and tell their friends. if you don’t have any friends, well you’re out of luck. If you’ve followed my instructions, you should have a subscriber base relatively soon. The next thing to do is to make topical videos. These are videos that are relevant to the time you’re recording them. Of course, these videos are very dated. But that shouldn’t be a problem. I am a let’s player, so I try to make videos about the latest video games. You should also never put your face on Youtube. That’s the worst idea ever. I will not be doing that anytime soon. If you don’t have the latest video games and you have the previous game, you should just make a video about that game. I’m sure it will turn out fine. Because usually, people review the previous games for any lore clues that those previous games may have in between the lines. What I mean by that is any significant dialogue, character interaction, or glitch. I don’t know. People find lore clues in the weirdest places, like noises Infinite makes in Sonic Forces. That theory was hilariously accurate, though. What was I talking about, again? Oh yeah, youtubing. Youtubing is one of the most “venerated” professions in the world. Really successful youtubers make, like, a quadrillion dollars a day or something ridonkulous like that. Hopefully, that provides extra motivation for your youtubing career. Now for the real turkey and crackers of the blog: handwriting reviews. The wavier and harder to read your handwriting is, the better. I can’t think of anything else to blog about, except my awesome Youtube channel. For serious, you should check it out immediately after reading this blog post. If you don’t, I’ll spoil every single movie under the sun until you do. So go out, be free, live life, subscribe to my channel, and always make sure to do all the things. After subscribing to me, of course. Subscribing is the best thing ever. Being subscribed is the best thing ever. I suppose I should stop plugging my channel and start blogging. Blogging is fun. I get to write down whatever I think or say or do or eat or throw or crash or whatever I want. Blogging is pretty neat. On a scale of one to ten neatness, I’d say it’s a solid nine point ninety nine quadrillion ninety nine trillion ninety nine billion ninety nine million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine. That was a lot of nines. Almost ninety nine nines. Insert nine tongue twister here. I couldn’t be bothered to make one up. So you make it up instead. And be sure to subscribe. How many ones are in infinity? In freaking finity. Infinity is a sideways eight because eight doesn’t end or begin. It’s like a circle. Like that one circle from that extremely popular Disney animated movie. You know the one. It’s The Lion King. I heard they started franchising it and it even got it’s own TV show. Like the Big Bang Theory. I don’t see how a theory about the origin of the universe could have a TV show. It’s not that complicated. Actually, it’s really simple. Have you ever gotten a papercut? That is not fun at all. And it’s even less fun if it gets infected. If it gets infected too bad, they have to chop your whole arm off. And that’s no fun at all. So papercuts should be deemed dangerously illegal and all paper worksheets as well because I don’t necessarily want to do any more paper work. It’s really boring. It turns my brain into melted cheese. And not the fun kind. The bad kind. Like the kind of melted cheese that gets into your mil carton and just ruins the whole thing. That’s no fun at all, either. It’s getting to be Christmas time around now so Christmas songs on the radio, carolers caroling, and all that smooth jazz. Christmas is pretty fun because i’m pretty sure there’s a sale on things that are pretty neat. I like things that are neat. cough Sub to my channel cough. I just had to fit one more plug in there. What can I say I like plugging my channel. I like plugging my channel almost as much as I like insert random thing I really like here. I don’t know. I can’t really think about that all that much because I’m on a sharp deadline. The deadline is not fun at all because deadlines.